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108 Ways To Kill Yourself!
1. Gun To Skull
2. Knife in throat
3. Gun To Stomach.
4. Choking Yourself using Dental Floss.
5. Fun with Potassium Cyanide.
6. Start a Gay Pride March at Biker Week.
7. Bang your head on a brick house (NOTE: May only cause coma)
8. Rub lamb's blood all over your body and play with some wolves.
9. Forget your oxygen bottle when diving in the arctic.(by no one)
10. Call Jack the Ripper ugly.(by no one)
11. Blow yourself up along with a federal building 'doing it for god'.
12. Dress up like Hitler in a Barmitzah.
13. Go to the RGS.(by no one)
14. Juggle knives.
15. Stuff Elmer's Glue in your nose and inhale deeply.
16. Bag over your head.
17. Jump off a buliding.
18. Hang out with your imagenary friend Adam.
19. Jump into a volcano. Molten rock could never be so much fun.
20. Stand down wind of Rosie O Donnell.
21. Try to eat a elephant.
22. You can fly! yes you can! Now prove it!
23. Swallow an atomic bomb.
24. Swallow approximently 130.5 liters of Juicy Juice within 12 seconds.
25. Swallow a knife.
26. Actually Trust someone.
27. Go to church once a week.
28. Try to take over Vietnam using only a capgun and poppers.
29. Stick your weenie in a elecrtical socket.
30. Eat rusty metal.
31. Throw an iron on your head.
32. Wiggle your wenis/penis in front of a killer whale.
33. Jump off the Eiffel Tower.
34. Swallow a rat with ebola.
35. Masterbate excessively until you loose all liquids in your body.
36. Cover your face in WD-40 and light it on fire.
37. Drink poison.
38. Swallow a razor blade.
39. Swim with a great white shark.
40. Chainsaw to neck.
41. Sledge hammer to skull.
42. Burn an American Flag at a monster truck rally.
43. Act like a ------ in a ghetto.
44. Crucify yourself.
45. Slit wrists.
46. For all the ladies: Think super absorbancy plus tampons..
47. Excessive happiness.
48. Ram your head into the wall.
49. Play videogames until your eyes get sucked in and destroy your brain.
50. Stick a clothes-hanger up your nose and go brain-pinkin'.
51. Starvation.
52. Tie yourself onto a bumper of a speeding truck
53. Drink nitro-glycerin and swallow a lit match.
54. Get drunk and drive, always fun.
55. Try and take over France using only a dull toothpick and a tube of toothpaste (PLEASE NOTE: This may actually work for taking over France, and may not result in your death)
56. place 1 gm of chocolate in the back of your throat and headbut a table covered in upturned nails (the chocolate is pointless is used just to make the page original not just something monty stole from another website!!!!).(by bob)
57. As u swallow an atomic sour ball get someone to make u laugh, it should get stuck up the back of your nose(trust me it hurts with a starburst).(by no one)
58. Get pecked to death by a headless chicken.(by No one)
59. Buy a time machine go back 300 years and try and kill yourself. The law was that the attempted suicide was punished by death.(by Bob)
60. Sharpened breadstick to ear(by no one)
61. When you are walking up the stairs to get on a plane jump into the slowly revolving engine.(Bob)
62. Sing a song insulting the Al quieda or Saddam Hussein and run around Iraq and Afghanistan wearing a bikini shouting ' I love Hitler best of all the racists, I love Hitler hes my friend'. (Bob)
63. strap red bottles to yourself run into a police station and say u make one wrong move and i kill myslef. Then they shoot you. ( only works in America ){no purchase necessary}.
64. Excessive orgasms ( definately the best death ever )
65. join the army and hide inside a missile.
66. try and write 'peanuts' on the side of an angry shark called billy.
67. Make a crap website like libbi's!!
68. make a huge microwave and put nitroglycerin in it and sit on top of it.
69. dance the ketchup song on live tv and get it right. ( you will die of embarrassment)
70. bite into plutonium.
71. try to cuddle a grisley bear.
72. give a dolphin a BJ.
73. bite a bazooka bullet.
74. cut your hand off and bleed
75. Put your head in a food blender
76. Strap your self to 20 fireworks
77. do anything thay do on jackass.
78. sand your head with a disc sander.
79. kick a bikers bike of a cliff and then act like a spastic and you will see the bike ahead of you.
80. attempt nuclear fusion.
81. boil yourself
82. go to the caribbean and sit in the sun for a week without suntan cream.
83. have a fight with a poisonous jelly fish.
84. sedate a killer whale, climb in its mouth and ask someone to push the whale out to sea and wake it up.
85. Put your head through the tv and get electricuted.( all from Bob, 63-85 )
86. Drink liquid nitrogen (gem)
87. See how much soap u can fit in your ears (no one)
88. Bury yourself alive on Mt. Everest (no one)
89. Ever wonder wat would happen if you dropped a match in the cotton wool factory, well here's your chance ( no one)
90. Strap your feet around a charging rhino's tail ( this one is only to get to ninty )
91. Get your mates to play penguin bat in real life with you ( no one )
92. Block off every orifice on the body ( no one )
93. see how much glue you can fit in your mouth
94. See how far you can get a ferret down your throat.
95. cover yourself in magnets and stick yourself to a boat.
96. get 40 laser pens and stare at them on a cliff edge.
97. hide in a space shuttles engine when it is taking off.
98 see how long you can live living only on brussel sprouts ( not too long you would kill yourself )
99. swim too the north pole naked.
100. Cut yourself all over and jump into a tank of lemon juice.
101. climb to the top of mt. Everest starp two blocks of concrete to your feet and jump off shouting really loudly so you cause an avalnche.
102. drill through the back off your throat with a pillar drill.
103. stick a soldering iron in your eye.
104. insert a foot long dildo up your arse until it ruptures your internal organs.
105. Kill a tramp?? That wont kill me but the comedy of the situation would ( the last one is a load of bollocks )( 93-105 Bob )
106. GO INTO SLOUGH AND START SLAGGING OFF INDIA VERY LOUDLY, AND SAY U HAVE A FIVER IN UR POCKET!
107. Ask the mafia boss to marry you!
108. take a paintball onto a boeing 747 and shoot someone with a red paintball then u will be shot by an air marshall.(kenny)
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